You know what 4k likes and a nickel will get you? We don’t know either. But two first-class postage stamps will get you one of our shiny new jet edition CHS crow buttons in celebration of the CHS Facebook page hitting 4,000 likes. Yes, we don’t know what it means, either, but it sounds like a lot.
To claim your prize, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:
CHS WORLD HQ
1914 E ALOHA
SEATTLE WA 98112
That’s like 88¢. Two ounces are only 64¢, three ounces 84¢. Looks like we should send a self-addressed stamped PADDED envelope, anyway.
You’ll need one to get the SASE here, one to get it back to you. Such a deal.
“What was so special about them? They were just birds.”
“Not just birds—they were crows.”
“Were they white crows, don Juan?”
“The black feathers of a crow are really silvery. The crows shine so intensely that they are not bothered by other birds.”
“Why did their feathers look silvery?”
“Because you were seeing as a crow sees. A bird that looks dark to us looks white to a crow. The white pigeons, for instance, are pink or bluish to a crow; sea gulls are yellow. Now, try to remember how you joined them.”