First, don’t blame us for the Party Mountain thing. Second, we do try to be selective about blotter items shared purely for their high quality display of low morals, we swear. We hope you’ll forgive us these two recent culls from the East Precinct files — one a classic high school teen movie set-up, the other something out of the odd corner of the universe that is the back entrance to the Harvard Market QFC. To the blotter.
This first incident from the last Friday of January is the kind of thing you thought only happened in movies. It happened to this north Capitol Hill young person for real:
I arrived and contacted V/ and V/ . V/ is a at ; V/ is her father. V/ threw a party for about ten friends on the evening of 1-28-11 while her parents were out of town. She stated that the party grew out of her control to about 30 people. She stated she did not know most of the people who had shown up. She asked them to leave but the group of males told her to, “Fuck Off” and refused to leave. The party wound down and V/ started to notice things were missing out of the home. A list of the items missing can be found in the property section of this report. V/ could provide no description of the males because the party was so large. She did indicate that her friends may know who they are.
To those of you bored by the first incident, lucky you. You had a more interesting party experience growing up than I did.
Still, we bet the circumstances that befell the young man trying to buy an 18-pack of Bud Light in incident two never have befallen you:
On 1/29/11 I was working as 3E32 in the City of Seattle. At approximately 0216 I was flagged down about a fight disturbance in front of the west entrance of the located at Harvard Ave/ E Pine St. I went to that location and observed W/ who is a detaining
I contacted victim who informed me that he had purchased an 18 pack of bud light at the . When he walked out of the store, he saw standing in front of the door. approached and asked him for one of his beers. said no and attempted to walk away from stood in front of and began to unzip her sweatshirt in a seductive manner. stated that he felt was attempting to entice him to give her a beer. again said no and told him that the sweatshirt unzipping technique was not going to work. That is when struck in the face twice with a closed hand fist, causing pain. I observed a red mark and swelling near left temple.
then physically grabbed the beer out of hands. grabbed with his hands in an attempt to stop her and began yelling for assistance. then dropped the beer and security came out of the store and detained did not complain of any injury and upon contact by officers
stated “Im having a really bad day. I just got evicted becasue of this dog that I inherited three days ago becasue my mom jsut died five days ago and I just robbed that guy for his beer.” was taken into custody and read her Miranda rights by Officer Williams immediately after that statement was made.
was transported to the East precinct for processing and then consqequently booked into KCJ.
declined medical aid. A victim statement was taken from
Photographs were also taken of injuries. The beer was recovered at the scene.
That must’ve scared the shit out of that poor kid.
… not to picture a seductive sweatshirt striptease in front of the QFC.
Im attempting that as well…shudder
what they dont say is that she was picked up and thrown to the ground several time after hitting me. I normally wouldnt have struck a girl but she kept punching me she finally stopped when i picked her up off me and threw her to the ground.
this was my facebook post
so i walked out of QFC with some beer, and a tiny girl comes up with a friend and says can i have some beers i say no sorry. i go to call a friend and i hear her tell here friend say its not worth it i shop here and her friend says is there some where we can just to a beer run meaning steal beer. so i hang up and continue homeshe comes up again and asks again i say sorry and she trys to show me her boobs… i tell her sorry gay that dose nothing for me, she calls her friend over and trys to get him to show cock i say no thanks and she turns and punches me and tried to take me beer. i dont let go beer gos flying, she trys to pic it up and run i grab ger by her hair and lift her off the ground and say you wont be robbing me and through her hard into the ground. this happens three more times before i through her into a light post and go into qfc and tell them to call the cops.
when i come out all the beer has been picked up by homeless people i can stop all of it and she hit me again so i pick her up by the hair and through het on to the sidewalk hard as hell and the cops pull up and she was taken away.
lesson= dont steal from a gay man he will beat your but down every time
And this is why I don’t do a lot of “funny” blotter reporting. Man.
yes, tell your teens, the “small party while parents are away” can quickly become a social networking flash mob. 30 people isn’t even that bad, I’ve seen it with hundreds.
Ok, this did make me laugh though (including your response, jseattle). Just too frickin’ weird! Yikes!
I’m sorry. Did he just use the fact that he’s a gay man as an excuse to hit a girl? Well done
Actually, I’m pretty sure he just used the excuse that she was trying to steal from him to hit a girl. I’d fight back, too.
As my wife, who grew up in wyoming, always says, a party isn’t a party until you have to call the cops on yourself!