Commenter on Central District News witnessed a cinema-grade fistfight on Summit Ave today:
About noon, two dudes got in a fistfight while one was attempting to drive a truck away. Both men got out, proceeded to fightfight each other down Summit Ave, hung a right on Howell, came back still yelling and punching – all while leaving their truck in the middle of the road. Nearly took out a few cars in the debacle. An impressive 6-8 squads along with 3 unmarked cars swooped down in about five minutes – however, one unmarked remained in his vehicle sipping his coffee.
I’m picturing Any Which Way You Can era Clint Eastwood which means there was likely an orangutan in that truck. But I probably have it all wrong.
I was the witness/commenter and the one who called the police. And while it was indeed an epic scene, there was sadly no orangutan. And as for cinema-grade, well, I HAD just made a bag of popcorn, if that counts.