I decided to share something relevant from that neck of the woods that might extend to the entire hill. While i understand being traumatized by an unwanted sexual act or advance is not funny (believe me, i do) something about this description, provided by Seattle U’s Campus Public Safety Office, struck me as too hilarious not to share.

So, fellow Radio Point frequenters: consider yourself warned! he is IMPECCABLY dressed and even has a MODUS OPERANDI. In other news, I want to write police reports when i grow up.