We’re posting this weekend’s CHS Tourney 2006 votes early because we’ve got a lot of crap to get done. You, on other hand, clearly have some time on your hands so vote, vote, vote.

Both polls wrap up Sunday. The winner of the first will go to the next round pitted against the dry cleaner victor while the winner of vote numero two-o goes head to head against the winner of Round 1’s final match on Monday. It’s so complicated.

The first match features two key east-west transportation arteries for the neighborhood — E. Aloha vs. the E. John/E. Thomas tag team. Personally, we prefer Aloha with its well-treed curves and richy-rich houses.

The second tussle throws Capitol Hill’s secret residents into the pit to battle it out. Raccoons vs. squirrels. Don’t know how to vote? Ask your dog.

–j/k